Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Beware the penis snatcher

Forget about climate change, food shortages, high fuel costs and the election; this is important. What if it spreads beyond the Congo? Every man should be concerned about this. And is someone stockpiling penises? Imagine the ramifications. What if a sorcerer attains a large penis advantage? Something will have to be done about the penis gap!

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