Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Terroristic goats

Goats slip past security fence near NYC bridge-AP Aug. 8, 2008

The National Park Service could have asked any rancher and they would have known a fence wouldn't stop goats (or illegal aliens for that matter.) There is an old joke about a fellow who builds a new fence and asks his neighbor, an old rancher, if the fence will stop a goat. The rancher tells him to take a bucket of water and throw it at the fence; if any of the water goes through then so will a goat.


Anonymous said...

Fences!? Heck that's nothing... I recall one of those "evil doers" getting into the front seat of your little red sports car was the first time I actually saw someone punch a goat in the jaw!

J.R. said...

He was lucky there wasn't a gun handy, or we would have enjoyed some cabrito.