Monday, January 25, 2010

Petty criminal

guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statuatory rape of a minor of the black race; derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, breaking out of the state prison, promoting prostitution, blackmail, intention of selling fugitive slaves, and counterfeiting. Cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms, misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General, unlawfully drawing salary and living allowances from the Army. Crimes against places of high authority, including burning down the courthouse and sheriff’s office, theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of the state using marked cards and loaded dice.

Guesses on who the accused is?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I cheated but i found the answer, have no idea who the guy is...Theres a surprise right..

Anonymous said...

"There's two types of people, my friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig" Tuco digs..

T. Hough

J.R. said...

I knew Tommy would get it.

Tuco was the Ugly in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".

I was hoping someone would guess Harry Reid. :)

Anonymous said...

OOOOHHHHH thats who he is, now my simple mind is appeased...